Champion Of Lust: Gods Conquer's Harem Paradise! - Chapter 453

Chapter 453: Chaos and Imperial Humiliation

The Human Emperor was striding toward Alexa with the confidence of a man who thought he was the main character of this story.

‘Oh, you sweet summer child,’ Pyris thought, watching the Emperor’s determined march. ‘You have no idea what kind of narrative you just walked into.’

The entire banquet’s atmosphere shifted in an instant—not because of the Emperor’s approach, but because someone else had just entered the scene with the timing of a perfectly orchestrated plot device.

Lekiza appeared directly in Pyris’s path like she’d been waiting her whole life for this moment.

And holy shit, had she come prepared to help her father.

‘Okay, that’s not fair,’ Pyris thought, his eyes widening. ‘That’s just showing off at this point.’

Gone was the revealing gown that had been catching wandering eyes and sparking whispered conversations all evening—apparently, that had just been her opening outfit. Now she wore something that screamed “I am nobility incarnate and you peasants better recognize.”

The dress was deep midnight blue silk that literally seemed to capture starlight within its folds. Not metaphorically—the fabric actually shimmered like she’d somehow woven the night sky into clothing.

Intricate silver embroidery traced delicate patterns across the bodice in designs so complex.

The gown flowed like liquid shadow, its modest neckline and long sleeves somehow making her appear even more stunning than when she’d been showing more skin.

‘How does that even work?’ Pyris wondered. ‘Less revealing but more attractive? That’s some advanced-level fashion magic right there.’

A circlet of silver and sapphires crowned her dark hair, which was now arranged in an elaborate style that probably required a team of servants and several hours to achieve.

She looked like she’d stepped out of a painting titled “What Royal Elegance Looks Like When It’s Trying to Make Everyone Else Feel Inadequate.”

Every eye in the banquet hall turned toward her—every eye except her father’s, who was still laser-focused on reaching Alexa, completely oblivious to the fact that his daughter had just become the center of attention.

‘Classic dad-daughter move,’ Pyris thought with amusement. ‘Too focused on his scheme to notice his own daughter is waking into the traps of a dragon he himself advised her to.’

With the grace of someone who’d been practicing noble etiquette since she could walk, Lekiza swept into a perfect curtsy. Her skirts pooled around her like a midnight ocean, and her movements were so perfectly calculated that Pyris was pretty sure she could have done it in her sleep.

‘Centuries of noble breeding really shows,’ he noted appreciatively. ‘That’s not just a curtsy—that’s a work of art.’

Rising with fluid elegance that made the word “graceful” seem inadequate, she extended one delicate hand toward Pyris.

When she spoke, her voice carried the musical cadence of high court etiquette—the kind of refined speech that made everyone else sound like they’d learned to talk from grunting cavemen.

“Young Lord” she said, her words carrying across the suddenly silent hall like silk wrapped around steel, “would you honor me with this dance?”

‘And there it is,’ Pyris thought, his lips curving into a knowing smile. ‘The perfect distraction, delivered with the timing of a master strategist.’

So this was the game plan, then. The Emperor’s transparent attempt to approach Alexa personally, hoping to succeed where formal negotiations had failed like a man who thought persistence was the same thing as charm.

The sovereign believed he could sweet-talk her into reconsidering the marriage alliance through personal appeal.

‘Cute idea,’ Pyris mused. ‘Too bad he’s playing checkers while everyone else is playing 4D chess.’

Of course, Alexa was perfectly capable of handling such advances herself—she didn’t need constant protection like some damsel in distress. But Pyris had grown thoroughly tired of this persistent fool’s machinations, and honestly?

It was time for the Emperor to lose face in the most public, humiliating way possible.

‘Time to remind everyone why I’m the protagonist of this story,’ he thought with satisfaction. After this he will have no choice but scram back to his seat.

With courtly precision that matched her own—because of course he’d mastered noble etiquette, he wasn’t about to be outdone by anyone—Pyris swept into a deep bow that was exactly as refined as hers. His movements carried the kind of natural elegance that suggested he’d been born for this moment.

“The honor would be entirely mine, Your Highness,” he replied, taking her offered hand with the reverence due to royalty—and the appreciation due to someone who’d just handed him the perfect opportunity to embarrass his enemy.

As he led her toward the center of the banquet hall, where the polished marble dance floor lay empty and waiting like a stage set for their performance, whispers rippled through the crowd like wildfire.

‘No one had dared to open the evening’s dancing,’ Pyris noted with amusement, ‘but here we are—two of the most powerful young nobles in the realm, about to grace the floor with our presence. Talk about making an entrance.’

The empty dance floor seemed to call to them, practically gleaming under the chandelier light. It was the perfect stage for what was about to become the most talked-about moment of the evening.

Pyris guided Lekiza to its center, where they would command the attention of every soul present—and more importantly, where they would provide the perfect distraction for what was about to unfold.

“Song,” Pyris commanded silently, his mental voice carrying across the room to his hidden operatives with the precision of a man who’d planned this moment down to the second.

‘Time for Act Two of this little drama,’ he thought with anticipation.

Near Alexa’s position, seemingly from the ether itself, a figure materialized in the perfect disguise of a palace waiter.

Song—the second-in-command of the Phantoms and quite possibly the most skilled infiltrator in existence—moved with the practiced ease of someone who had spent years perfecting the art of being invisible in plain sight.

‘My boy Song,’ Pyris thought proudly. ‘About to deliver a performance worthy of an award.’

Song’s uniform was absolutely immaculate—pressed to perfection, not a thread out of place, the kind of pristine appearance that screamed “professional servant who definitely belongs here.” His posture was appropriately servile, shoulders slightly hunched in the universal body language of “I am here to serve and definitely not to cause any trouble whatsoever.”

Balanced on his tray was an array of crystal glasses filled with deep red wine—the finest vintage, no doubt, the kind of expensive alcohol that cost more than most people’s annual salary.

The kind of wine that would be absolutely devastating if it were to, say, accidentally spill all over someone important.

‘The setup is perfect,’ Pyris observed, fighting to keep his expression neutral. ‘Now for the execution.’

Song’s timing was flawless—the kind of precision that came from years of training and an understanding of dramatic timing that would make theater directors weep with envy.

Just as the Human Emperor drew within arm’s reach of Alexa, just as the sovereign’s mouth opened to deliver what he undoubtedly believed would be a winning opening line that would charm his daughter into compliance, Song was there.

The collision was spectacular in its apparent clumsiness—a masterpiece of controlled chaos that looked completely accidental while being entirely intentional.

Song stumbled—or appeared to stumble, because nothing about this was actually accidental—directly into the Emperor’s path. His movement was so perfectly timed, so convincingly clumsy, that even Pyris had to admire the artistry of it.

The tray tilted at the precise angle needed for maximum dramatic effect, physics and choreography combining in a moment of beautiful destruction.

‘This is art,’ Pyris thought, watching the scene unfold in slow motion.

Crystal glasses flew through the air in glittering arcs, their contents creating ruby streams that caught the light of a thousand candles like liquid fire. The wine traced perfect parabolas through the air, droplets scattering like crimson stars against the backdrop of the grand banquet hall.

The crash that followed echoed through the hall like thunder—or like the sound of an Emperor’s dignity shattering into a thousand pieces.

Crystal shattered against marble with musical violence, the sound sharp and clear enough to make every guest wince reflexively. The noise was so pure, so perfectly crystalline, that it seemed to hang in the air for moments after the impact.